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[personal profile] ravkas 2022-01-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
poor save, tolya. you just said you like to admire me. ergo, you just called me handsome AND charming.
i'll have to buy you a drink after this, and i won't even accidentally spill anything on one of your books this time.
although i maintain that was your fault for bringing a book to a tavern.
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[personal profile] ravkas 2022-01-30 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
in my defense, i was drunk and can't possibly be held responsible for my actions that night or any other night.
anyway, i already told you that we'll make a quick trip to os alta one day and i promise i'll let you steal whatever you want out of the palace library. i consider that quite a fair atonement.

my charm is not occasional. it is relentlessly enduring.
are you? i find that disturbing. are you sure? do we need to test this theory?
two drinks, a meal, and i'll sing you a sea shanty so dirty you won't be able to look me in the eye for a week without blushing.
but i need that locket first, or i'm afraid i'll have no choice but to leave you in jail, and then tamar will kill me, and so you see how this is a very undesirable option for me.